Posted Today at 3:43 pm
"If I take this shot, that would be even more painfully embarrassing... what do I do??"
Posted January 20, 2018 at 6:48am
That was the only thing that ever made me laugh.
Posted January 18, 2018 at 7:00am
Now get the fuck away from my trash can.
Posted January 16, 2018 at 7:25am
If I'm not a seal, then why do I love "Kissed by a Rose" so much?
Posted January 12, 2018 at 9:27am
Also there's a pebble in my shoe.
Posted January 10, 2018 at 11:02am
"I made a big poopy." - Dan the Hero
Posted January 8, 2018 at 10:31am
They're missing out on so much flavor!
Posted January 2, 2018 at 11:32am
I need to stop closing my eyes when I draw lines.
Posted December 14, 2017 at 8:30am
Plenty of things are getting better! Windows has a new update! That's good, right?
Posted December 11, 2017 at 8:57am
To achieve harmony in life, wear shoes with good grip.