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Posted July 21, 2017 at 8:01am
You are what you eat man.
 
Posted July 19, 2017 at 8:53am
"I was spanked as a child and I turned out just fine!"
- Very good person
 
Posted July 14, 2017 at 11:00am
You already took my balloon you bully!
 
Posted July 12, 2017 at 9:07am
Delivering door to door ass whoopins.
 
Posted June 30, 2017 at 7:43am
I had to borrow a few ribs.
 
Posted June 21, 2017 at 1:23pm
Alternatively: LOOK AT MY FUCKING PET
 
Posted June 19, 2017 at 7:39am
MORE BOMBS
 
Posted June 13, 2017 at 8:33am
I'm staying in this tub until my pee pee works again.
 
Posted June 7, 2017 at 12:45pm
The Grand Canyon was as deep as the grudge.
 
Posted June 2, 2017 at 8:13am
Of course we can feel the water getting hot you stupid fucks.