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Posted May 31, 2017 at 10:17am
Papa Craig knows all.
 
Posted May 26, 2017 at 9:42am
If they didn't want me to eat permanent markers, then why do they make them smell so delicious?
 
Posted May 23, 2017 at 2:49pm
An unholy union.
 
Posted May 18, 2017 at 12:39pm
DENTISTS FUCKING LOVE ME
 
Posted May 12, 2017 at 8:25am
What about water?

"No, that will only anger the fire."
 
Posted May 10, 2017 at 9:11am
Do you even have a dong in there??
 
Posted May 8, 2017 at 7:50am
"...can I have a bite?"
 
Posted May 4, 2017 at 8:33am
Let me tell you about Koalas.
 
Posted April 26, 2017 at 9:57am
You're the first applicant to survive the bullet-to-the-head section of the interview.
 
Posted April 24, 2017 at 2:19pm
Just one more bite...