Posted March 20, 2017 at 11:11am
I almost have enough experience to boost my lethargy.
Posted March 15, 2017 at 2:59pm
You wouldn't happen to be Destiny's Child?
Posted March 13, 2017 at 10:11am
Oh great, you took my money too. Great.
Posted March 10, 2017 at 10:33am
If only the human face had more distinguishing facial features!
Posted March 8, 2017 at 9:39am
I didn't get a PhD to give hugs away for free.
Posted March 3, 2017 at 8:44am
The key to long life is leg day every day.
Posted March 1, 2017 at 7:56am
I thought I made that pit bottomless.
Posted February 24, 2017 at 11:17am
"Can I just have a soda please?" I AM SORRY COMRADE. I AM OUT OF ORDER.
Posted February 17, 2017 at 2:57pm
Do you ever accidentally put your human flesh disguise inside out?
Posted February 15, 2017 at 10:52am
"As you may recall, you claimed that pepperoni was the best pizza topping. Today I will prove that this is in fact false."